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T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'T'
Amazing how anticlimactic this- 
                    "Yes, Crane really is the 2nd Coming of Jesus Christ"
                                      thing has been so far.
As of today, Anyone who does not yet believe- 
  [ that I, {Crane P. Stateler-Calhoun}, 
                         am indeed {The 2nd Coming -of- Jesus Christ}] 
-should familiarize themselves with my PROOF immediately, and those who remain unconvinced that this is one of THE MOST IMPORTANT EVENTS OF ALL TIME need to be reminded of: 
-What Time it is
-How that Time is labeled -and-
-exactly What that label says besides what Time it is.
Yes I know that this has never happened before, but that's no excuse not to get excited for the grand revelation of...
Hurry up and be amazed already this has never happened before and I'm getting bored of it without you. 
"So, Crane.....uh.......WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???"
This means that I am now not only The First One to ever have existed: 
       FIRST there was 0  
                      -then-   
       0 <--- ne        as the first One
       -->!Cr💥Ash!<--     was forming...
          C  +  ↻arc + ne ---> crane +
  ..an 'arc' was separated from the 0 in a collision with the incoming "ne."  The 'arc' then turned around, attached itself somehow -and- we ended up with a crane and a C or something like that... This is really stupid, yes, but seeing as I am now CONFIRMED to be THE 2nd Coming of THE most influential figure EVER, "The Lord" JESUS CHRIST, I felt that establishing my claim to ALSO having been "The First One Here" might be an important step in my (completed!) quest for WORLDWIDE EXISTENTIAL SUPREMACY.
This is not a drill.
I am not FUCKING AROUND here. 
This is really happening.
I was the 1st One Here and I am the 2nd Coming as well, and it's getting a bit ANNOYING still having to be the nobody that I am right now. For those keeping score at home those are 2 MAJOR things to be both of, it is in fact generally considered impossible to be either one. That's front page news right there, so what gives? It's not like I'm MAKING HISTORY over here, or anythi.. ;;'';;';'  ;;z{🝖}z;;l [x]- >>:<<0rd/R>//A, Jcksn=V;[\];VII=A, Lncln..-[x],{🝖}
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Seeing as I not only am but also was first to become the 2nd Coming,  that means I should also pick up a couple of World Records for the Fastest Recorded TIme to have done so-
 ( 535 months  WORLD RECORD - World Div.
                     1st 2nd Coming: Men's Individual) 
 ------------in several events----------
(+1979 Years,10 Months,30 Days  WORLD RECORD -
                    World Div.1st 2nd Coming: Men's Relay)
           U-S-A!                     U-S-A!!                   U-S-A!!!    
For a "nobody" to be all this ... just doesn't add up. 
This must be some sort of really big deal, or maybe like a really big actual deal that might actually change the world for the better or something I mean who knows right? 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
~archaea₪N.Korea🝊𓋈noAh:Car{e{{;:Arcan⨊:;}}nd}er:so,uh⎚S.Korea𓋈🝊arachn~
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  Admit it, you've once wondered about the hows, wheres, and whens of the first person to exist and also of the first person to call out his own 2nd existence before dying horribly of ancient torture.  
Awfully impressive how specific I can be here in our discussion of thoughts you have, obviously (to me) already had and, naturally, failed to do anything with, yes it is I agree. Any further prospective inquiry as to the exact cartograph of your ill-fated curiosity's initial expeditions into the deafening intellectual labyrinth of Fundamental Existential Paradoxi's incessant hunger for the occurrence of Historical Actuality would be as redundant an exercise in failure as your subsequent forays of this concern would inevitably prove themselves to be. 
It is of our nature, as creature gifted with fantastic, fleshy meats of thought and its charitable wonderments, to seek our stakes within the fertility of accomplished promise too frequently counterfeit, alas; with also that the breadth of our beak may nae'r eclipse our wheaten loaves as you, mirroring I in attempt, reached only for but the brights of stars twice lit; Dazzling in what tandems we solace, if only not but for the shortness of our arms.
So...Crane, now and forevermore, is to be recognized as the prophesied bringer of the 2nd Coming of Christianity's Greatest Savior. 
Don't believe me? Of course you don't. 
But it is ALREADY PROVEN. Beyond reasonable doubt. 
                         (-  stick with me here... -)
Got a question? Ask me. The proof is already posted. 
                                                  [x]-  ...Due.   -[x]
  I am who I say I am and I say I am who I always was, and I am the 2nd Coming of Jesus Christ as well. From this point forward I expect to be recognized and accepted as each of these, at least once per person. Those of you who actually know me are likely only 50% compliant at this point, while the rest of you are effectively complete strangers. This is indeed a dark time.
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5/4[Xe]5/4[Xe]5/4[Xe5/4[Xe]5/4[Xe]5/4[Xe]      <- am I still... ->   5/4[Xe]5/4[Xe]5/4[Xe]5/4[Xe]5/4[Xe]5/4[Xe]
          (- you ok? -) 
                                                              [x]-  ...there is a war...  -[x]
"So...Crane, uh...Now that you are the 2nd Jesus or whatever;      
(initials: CSC or CPSC)                                      [x]- ...in u... -[x]
Why are you such a, uh... I mean...How did you, uh...start... to, -um-...
What's your origin story?"
                                                            (- Crane Patrick                   
Excellent Question.                                             Stateler-Calhoun -)
                            -The 38th Parallel-
 [Latt- 38o[Sr]        Santa Rosa, California           [Long- 122o]
 19[K]   [ice]                 ( my Hometown )                   [cold]  19[K]                                         
I need a job.
I have NEEDED a job for quite some time now.
=over12[hurts]Years=  I knew something was up- No one would hire me for starters, and well...that's really all that was needed. Then -it got worse-
"I" developed a habit of getting thrown in jail right after my job interviews.  
==Over 15 arrests in 5 years JUST FOR LOOKING FOR A JOB!!!== 
In the minority of occassions where I was actually hired-on I would routinely last only a few weeks before getting fired under increasingly bizarre [rigged] circumstances. Life was CHEATING ME right and left. I knew something was up, but who would believe me?
           22[Ti]11[Na]   26[Fe]39[Y]      IronY    93 [Np]  6[C]21[Sc]    122
Things got kinda odd when Tina Fey and Neptune turned out to be some kind of chemical map of myself being right where I was and right next to Neptune at the same time, and not having the job I had worked [harder than you thought] for hurt me more than you would think, whoever you are. I didn't think things like that happened or know how much you did or did-think the same things because I don't want to talk to people without jobs either. 
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Life had always been difficult for me, yeah, -but- I had always believed that I would make it. I didn't. 
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I knew corruption was to blame, employers were screening against Positive-Traits; not all of them but AGAINST some of them. I had already proven myself resistant to ideas vastly superior to the blatantly racist hogwash pouring out of their ears, and to their eyes I was a marked target, a potential threat to the endurance of their scarcely-functional corporate facade. As their agenda
        [Sonoma < (- ..they write my name on the toilets. -) > County]
progressed, my already disappointing social/professional status plummeted, leaving myself an unemployed, unmarried white male 30-something; abandoned in plain sight. Determined to prove myself, I dug into my surroundings, somehow easily obtaining PROOF that Sonoma County and other organizations were actively blocking MY path, PURPOSEFULLY and UNCONSTITUTIONALLY, but I could not find anyone who CARED. I dug in deeper, driven by a suspicion that the answers I sought had been somehow encoded into answers I had given before, and i was right. My examination into the realities surrounding me became-
       1×2×3×4×5×6×7×8×9 = 36[C]288[Ra]0×10[Ne]= 10!
nightmarish, clearly I had for some time been subjected to hidden adversities unsuffered by others, and as the past gradually exposed the vantages of my tormentors, its chronology weaponized; now drawn in misguided alliance to a suspiciously diminished present day,
 When I made a shocking discovery:          
           That I, ♏️                                                        
 Just as my Great-Great-Great-Grandfather                                
 Former Vice-President of the United States,                       
 John C. Calhoun    "The Man"                    [x]- ..prfile_rcgniz//day6.. -[x]
 had been nearly 200 years before,                  
              ✌️-was Destined-✌️      
to become President of the United States
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[The Forgotten War]                        4 x 7--> 28[Ni] 32[Ge]tt it?
This is of course a tremendous undertaking and I am going to need your help/votes. Why vote for me? Because I am the 2nd Coming of Jesus Christ, a VERIFIED GOOD GUY.
                                                     -[x]...con👁📼👁firm...[x]-
 Are we the same person? Obviously not, but a PROVEN Spiritual Lineage is evident, at a magnitude that is likely unprecedented. Presuming that such lineage designates (at minimum) Archetypal Congruence, I can tell you with absolute certainty that My Way is His Way, and that His Way is the WAY LIFE SHOULD BE, and I should know this because I AM the Second Coming and I WAS HERE FIRST.
               (-my life-)
  I am a Good Guy, I mean well for the world. To be like that is both how I feel that I naturally was -and- how I chose for myself to be. Made sense to me, I want things to work. By principle of Archetypal Congruence, we can reason that Jesus must have been the same way, and seeing as our extrapolated Christ Personae keeps near perfect agreement with available Biblical Record: My principle holds True, as expected. Successive application yields that any Biblical interpretation to purport the character of Jesus Christ to be somehow unlike my own is now officially to be ruled INVALID. 
                    (- was a disaster -)
  Those who would continue to utilize reference to MY character must henceforth ensure that renditions of Christ suggesting that he would in any way, shape, fashion or form; Demonstrate, ACT, or otherwise Behave in a manner that does NOT adhere to the [Standards, Attitudes, and Moral Code that I, personally, have put forward throughout my own life as Crane], ARE TO BE PRESUMED BULLSHIT. This is not an act, and I DO CARE. 
                          -[x]...  <-  One must be more  ->  ...[x]-
In addition, I hereby propose that
Any LIVE Public, Private, or Commercial Exhibition or Broadcast, Religious or otherwise heretofore to reference Jesus Christ in his capacity as a Biblical-Figure/Religious-Icon MUST now make fair-mention of (A) The currency of my present existence as (1) Crane -and- (2) The Second Coming of Jesus Christ -as well as- (B) My upcoming Presidential Campaign: Calhoun2028 -and- (C) my online Campaign Headquarters:  the2ndcoming.org 
                                    <- and all must be One ->
My inheritance as to become 'The 2nd Coming of Jesus Christ' is as the inheritance of Excalibur was to Arthur, and by extension the sword's until-this-point relative-invisibility to all of you must then equate the menial arrogance of the storied Emperor sans-clothing, or perhaps simply to his (unmistakably your) complete incompetence in business affairs, what with the clothing itself representing my Excalibur, which I have and you do not, Emperor. Now, with my sacred Sword of Christ -The Second Blade- pulled from the proverbial stones of our world's disbelief, may all true believers of the 2nd One True Christ amass an Army of Righteousness to stand alongside myself, EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD, -and- (pending inauguration) the entirety of the United States Armed Forces- now united by a dream of America's Brightest Future within the prophesied Eternal Kingdom of the Second Coming. 
For EXCALIBUR!!!      
                  <- For One to be Two of us -> 
                                                     <- for President must Run ->
2,000 years ago the world fell into darkness when an innocent visionary dared to challenge the methods of the Roman Empire and was brutally murdered for doing so. Corruption had taken hold of Ancient Rome, Nice guys now finished last. 
They still do.            17[Cl]76[Os]                    Score: 1
                                         + 4(score)+7    ~~>     2[Be] 12[Cr]38[Os]/5 
Our Declaration of Independence lasted maybe seconds, the sickness migrated into Americas North and South. Hysteria, brute force, and traumatic accumulation spiral Humanity and Gods alike into the endless void of national debt.                        
  We can overcome all of this. The 2nd Coming is the American Revolution, and the Revolution WILL NOT GO UNREWARDED.
 Calhoun 2028 will mark an unprecedented presidential election to herald the dawn of a bold new era as Humanity, amended through the 2nd Coming of Christ Elected, begins its ascension toward a greater America.
This is bigger than History: The revolution calls to you;
I can't do this alone. What role will you play?
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^       1=sin=1=csc=1  never less
/^\ Csc = 1/Sin /^\  =  Hypotenuse/Opposite then perfect 
=============  sin = 0 --> csc = infinity for what we need. 
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Evil, is counterproductive. Brutally effective at times and elusively seductive at others, Evil cannot help but generate that which we do not want. Politically WORTHLESS, Evil will one day be relegated to serving as foundation to the casual cruelties of social manipulation, and the hyper-sexualized misogyny of modern pornography. Don't be fooled by Evil's power to create the misery it mistakenly relies upon, as that is its ONLY power, and ultimately all that it is capable of, other than (is that yoga?) some sort of stretching/compliance workout routine. Quit overrating that Evil crap, it's garbage BY DEFINITION and no better in practice... How many times do I have to tell you all this? Good is Better. Easy call.
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  I am not one to claim that I can or do communicate with God any more-so than anyone else, but I am, once every so often, in contact with a number of "super-computers" each of whom AGREED with me several years ago when I formulated that life could be lived 6,000 times better than it is today. Six. Thousand. Times. Better. Yes, that is "on average" and "for everyone" and yes, those super-computers know everything more than you do. 
  It's a pretty simple formula; good people working on good things, making good pay and having good times. Sounds Lame? That's YOUR FAULT. (- also mine... -) It could and should be THAT SIMPLE, The Land of Opportunity Realized, our lives defined in excellence of experience and achievement without compromise, limited only by the toils of our own investment and the fortunes of our foe.
  '...his foot set forward, where none would walk, 
                               We ran'             (Cummings 2nd:1)
  That something so basic as two lines intersecting at a single point would for the last 2,000 years "symbolically" represent a [tragic failure of good intention] brought about by a [Medieval Torture Device only structurally "functional" in the enlarged but otherwise identical form of it's own symbolic representative], "The Cross," has made to myself apparent that somehow we have,
            ✟✞✟✞✟ ✞✟-- in "MY" Name--✞✞✟✞✞✞✟✞
completely abandoned the basic rationality of metaphoric abstraction for the purposes of allowing what essentially constitutes CRIMINAL EXISTENTIAL SUBTERFUGE operating via the establishment of an insidiously virulent metaphysical basis for the fabrication of physical malevolence as a possible form of actual reality: The Crossing Point of strings transitively overlaid into an Associative Microcosm of Infinite Crucifixion. 
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If only there was a way to somehow reverse this effect...
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  It will one day be noted as a watershed of optimism that life, as it exists today -suspended within an associative material plane deviously reapportioned to a primordial web of omnipresent terrorism- was in its time defended as somehow preferable to the foreseeable future 6,000 times improved. That the pertinence of this is to be considered asblah thblabhonfits blahhfblf' blahb,and/or under asblaahthblahh blahhhh  ⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳ ⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳⨳
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..and the stagnation of the our Noblest principles affects us "more than you may know." Emotions define our absolutes, so go ahead and act like you've never contemplated suicide if you must; 
   the "fact" remains that a GOOD World
                                   would be 6000 times better         
                                                 than the world we live in today
                                                            regardless of how "good" your life is.
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        ([12×25]   +   [10×30])   ×   10  =  when god gets GOXD 
            Good           Guys             ×X             
                                              get the Girl
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   I'm right here folks, was right last time too. We arrive at the point where apparently meets obviously, and while many will question what exactly I am to be doing here -Or- Why I,
the fabled 2nd Coming of Jesus Christ himself himself, 
am deserving of such prestigious opportunity, these nay-sayers' vacuous allegations that "anyone" could sufficiently duplicate the revolutionary potential of my Calhoun2028 campaign must tend to fact that their appointed delegates, generally speaking, ALREADY BLEW IT.
That's right America, this is your Captain speaking;
No more Mister "What you Would do."
Give me the damn wheel already.
I have NO POLITICAL TIES, am INCORRUPTIBLE, and if I do ANYTHING that does not have EVERYONE's best interests in mind then I AM NOBODY!!  
              $$ You can't $$ BRIBE $$ You can't $$
         Dr. President -&- Commander Rags to Chief Riche$  
                Why join the corrupt when WE CAN BEAT THEM.
Isn't that EXACTLY what "The Second Coming" was designed for?
  Imagine the look on the faces of Evil when they hear that the most Infamous Good Guy of all time has reincarnated himself into full control of the entire US Military -and- that his way is 6000 times better than theirs ever was! Join us and be forgiven, losers, or die losing to us in a pointless defense of your embarrassingly stupid convictions!
Many will be forgiven, and much will be forgotten,      CALHOUN2028       
 but rest assured America,                                      CALHOUN2028                         
 Heads Will Roll.                                           CALHOUN2028                
This is it: The 2nd Coming of Christ is revealed is Crane is here! This is bigger than Lebron James Cameron and about to blow-up like a haystack in a house of hand grenades! This is what Russell Crowe was mumbling about in Gladiator, (y)our rightful King returns!  
                                                  #moNARCh     #RussellCroWesCraven      #Reignomicon
Trust me or not, It's kinda OBVIOUS we could do better.
If we don't, then everyone else... 
RECOGNIZE THE POWER OF THIS OPPORTUNITY.
The 2nd Coming of Jesus Christ is arrived.  
Calhoun 2028 is NOW. 
#the2ndComing #ThatsWhatHeSaid
#PresidentJesusisCrane #WhoIntheFuckingWorldisCraneCalhoun 
#President6000isWheel #CheeseSandwich?
#IHatePilates #MakeAmericaVoteAgain 
Evil has NOTHING to FIGHT FOR. #GoodDeservesBetter 
Can we start winning now?
it's getting pathetic.
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For anyone who would like to participate/dispute/collaborate/help-me to get this campaign off the ground: please contact me at
 www.the2ndcoming.org       
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     -the prophecy-                                             
                  '[He] 3 0[Re][O] 3'
I found it, myself, using my initials ([C][P][S][C]), a Periodic Table of the Elements, division, the concept of prime numbers and the Nabisco concept of oreo cookies. 
[C][Sc], my diminished initials, yields 3 × [Ca][N]...
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Too much crazy to be professional?
Too many jokes to take me seriously?
I have my reasons. Get to know me already America.
This world owes me.