DRUNKEN MAN'S STORY
Woke up this morning my head cracked open
How did that happen was there a fight
Baby did I save you did some guy get fresh
Whisper to me gently my mind is a wreck

Drunken man's story fills his mind with glory
Til the truth be told til the truth be told
He wants to be a hero 
It always adds up to zero in the end

This is what she told me you saved no one
You stumbled from that bar and cracked your head
You are no hero 
Just an old drunk instead