OCT. 2020         CAPO 3RD       Em    Am     D    Em         Am  Em   3X   D  Am  Em  

UNCLE LOVED HIS CADILLAC, SAID MAN SHE CAN RUN           
HE DRANK HOMEMADE LIQUOR, CARRIED A LOADED GUN
THE COUNTY WAS AWARE OF HIM, KNEW WHAT HE HAD DONE
UNCLE SHOT WHEELER’S MEAN DOG, WAS ATTACKING HIS YOUNG SON
OLD MAN WHEELER CHASED MY UNCLE DOWN
WAS A RACE OF TWO OLD CARS, SPITTING GRAVEL AS THEY LEFT TOWN
THE TWO OLD CARS COLLIDED WHERE THE CURVES TURN SHARP
WHEELER FLIPPED HIS CAR, IT BANGED HIM UP GOOD
( CHORUS )
TWO KINDS IN THIS COUNTY
THE HAVES AND THE HAVE NOTS
MY UNCLE WAS A NOT
THE POLICE ARRIVED HAULED HIM AWAY, 
UNCLE COULDN’T POST HIS BAIL
LOCKED HIM UP IN THE CLAY COUNTY JAIL,
MY UNCLE WAS SENTENCED TO 5 YRS FOR THIS CRIME
THE JUDGE ,WHEELER’S COUSIN ON HIS MOTHER’S SIDE
SAID MAYBE YOU WILL LEARN THIS TIME
( CHORUS )
HE IS MY KIN, EVERYONE SAYS  I ACT LIKE HIM
 AND IF I DONT CHANGE MY WAYS
THE COUNTY WILL STEAL AWAY MY YOUTHFUL DAYS